Friday, June 27, 2008

Dad tip #69: Beware the drooling baby


Tonight's advice will be in the form of a haiku:
Gallons of baby drool
Slime covers every surface
Like in Ghostbusters
Hmm, I suppose there was no real advice in that haiku. So, let me add that it would be a really good idea to keep burp cloths in the nursery, the living room, wherever you feed your baby, and anywhere else that your baby spends significant time.

I'd also like to mention that I was originally looking for a screencap of the scene in Ghostbusters at the library where they find the card catalog covered in slime and Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) says "Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?" But, I couldn't find one and anyway, snot and drool are two different things.

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