Dad tip #42: Beware head-butting babies
Head-butting babiesThe end.
They are shockingly common
Shield your proboscis
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Head-butting babiesThe end.
They are shockingly common
Shield your proboscis
Labels: haiku
"Drink a bunch of breast milk and spit up when the baby drinks a bunch of breast milk and spits up."Honestly, I thought about this and struggled to find a bit of advice structured like this that I really believed in. What I did come up with was: "Find joy in the ordinary simple things in life when your baby finds joy in the ordinary simple things of life." Hmm ... the more I think about it, the more I like that!
"Grab anything within arm's reach and jam it in your mouth when your baby grabs anything within arm's reach and jams it in his mouth."
"Accidentally roll on to your stomach and have a red-faced fit when your baby accidentally rolls on to his stomach and has a red-faced fit.
"Poo yourself and have it erupt out of your pants when your baby poos himself and it erupts out of his pants."
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"Do the chickens have sharp talons?Mr. Dynamite could just as easily have asked:
"Do the BABIES have sharp talons?"And the irrefutable answer would most definitely be: YES! Well, they can if you don't cut their finger nails regularly.
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"Three out of Four Parents Have Not Prepared a Last Will, Leaving Children Unprotected"Yes, that title sounds like it was written by an all-star writing team from Fox News, but at least it's a valid concern with a distinct point -- unlike Fox News teasers that lead off with things like "Something you use occasionally or everyday, inside or outside of your house may or may not be killing you slowly. Find out what it is ... NEXT on Fox News at 10:00!"
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In the great green room... becomes ...
there was a telephone
and a red balloon
and a picture of --
The cow jumping over the moon
En la gran habitacion verde,Anyhow, give it a shot. You might enjoy it. And please reply to the comments of this post if you happen to find a board book version of Bonsoir Lune or any other translations.
hay un telefono,
un globo rojo
y un cuadro ...
... de una vaquita que salta sobre la Luna
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