Dad tip #82: Beware the steamrolling baby
Tonight's advice will be in the form of a haiku:
I can't crawl or walkWhen your kid starts rolling, make sure you keep a close eye on him/her. Once they get a hang of it, they'll cross an entire room in the blink of an eye. Just make sure they don't roll over, into, or off of anything bad.
But I sure can move, like a ...