Friday, June 20, 2008

Dad tip #62: Prunes perform as advertised

Our beautiful baby boy recently expanded his diet beyond rice and oatmeal cereals to include apples and bananas. Do you know what cereal, apples, and bananas all have in common? They all have the ability to make your baby uncomfortably constipated with rock-hard poo.

So, we temporarily cut back on the apples and bananas and introduced prunes to help our little guy out. Based off of the two major poo-splosions that my wife had to deal with today, I'd say that prunes definitely perform as advertised.

When your wife says, "It looked like someone took a paint brush and painted his legs with poo," you know that it was no ordinary bowel movement. There was some kind of supernatural force urging those poo ninjas out of there.

Do NOT underestimate the power of prunes.

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Blogger Amy G. said...


June 21, 2008 8:44 AM  
Blogger Maureen said...

did the prunes HAVE to come from oregon?

June 24, 2008 8:36 PM  
Blogger silinx said...

Mo, you're just lucky I didn't include a joke about prunes causing diarrhea of the mouth in Oregon children and something about "bros before hoes".


June 24, 2008 10:16 PM  

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