Dad tip #60: Beware flailing babies

Chubby arm-windmillsI've previously copped out of writing full posts by warning fathers of head-butting babies and kicking babies with haikus. I'm being a lame-o tonight because I'm preparing to attend the parade in Boston tomorrow celebrating the Celtics' 17th NBA Championship!
"If do right, no can defend!"
Bye-bye daddy's teeth
And yes, I realize that I quoted Mr. Miyagi from the first Karate Kid when I'm obviously thinking of Daniel LaRusso's movie-ending "drum technique" from Karate Kid II. I figured it was close enough to get the point across. Anyway, I'll be the first to admit that I'm always looking for a cheap excuse to lift quotes from Karate Kid.
P.S. The Celtics TOTALLY squished the Lakers like grapes (131-92).
Labels: Boston Celtics, haiku, Karate Kid
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