Dad tip #59: Expect to have at least one conversation about poop a day
Guess what? Now that you've got a baby, you have a being in your house who poops his pants regularly. Sometimes you'll change the diaper. Sometimes your wife will. Sometimes it's a two person operation. No matter which scenario, you'll end up with a conversation about poop. The conversations may include phrases like:
"Oh my god, I can't believe how bad that poop smelled!"And on and on and on. But you know what? The last thing I'll say about poop tonight is that I hope the Celtics kick the poop out of the Lakers and close out the finals tonight!
"Ewwww! I got poop on my finger!"
"Did he poop today? No? When was the last time he pooped?"
"I went through five diapers because he just kept pooping!"
"There's poo erupting out of his diaper in the back AND the front!"
"I'll go do a load of poo-laundry..."